Best Friend MemeBasic Info About Your Best Friend!
Your name: WILFURD BRIMLEY LOVEMACHINE MAXIMILLIOUSDELICIOUS PASTRAMIZILLA III DICKS.
Best friend's Name?: Jenniface.
Your age?: Old.
Best friends Age?: -Legal-
How long have you known each other?: Since the first grade.
Is this the only best friend you have?: NotquiteBUTILOVEHERLIKEAPEDOLOVESKIDDIES LOLOLOL GUUUUUURL.
History!
When did you meet? See there was this Halloween party foot ball freak accident, and I was dating Joli at the time-- First grade. Fuck.
How old were you both? Like. Six or seven.
Where did you meet? Crappy shitfuck Yorba Linda.
How did you meet? The most I remember from(or as) our first encounter was when I was against a tree on the old school playground- and I was crying when she approached and asked if I was okay, and then if I would play with her. D//8 ~
Did you get along instantly? YES. PARTNERS IN CRIME IN da making.
If not, what happened and how did you fix it? SHE DID A BARREL ROLL.
Why do you feel you became best friends? 'Cause we're two peas in a pod and also she is awesome lolololbuttsex.
True/False
You were instantly friends: Tru fax.
Your best friend knows every single one of your secrets: 8'D About 80-90%. But she doesn't know I have a penis yet-- O WAIT.
You think you know all their secrets: :/< I'm.. sure not all of them, but I respect that.
You believe that this person is the most loyal friend you have: FO SHEEZY.
You believe this friendship will last until the end of time: True. 8'D
This person is the most supportive person you know: True. :V Besides my older sister.
This person is the one you call when you have a problem: :{) <---- He has a moustache.
You have slept with person: YES PLZ.
This person is/was/will be your best man/maid of honor: :V LOL, if I ever get married.
There is nothing you do not know about this person: :/< Hey, if she's got something to tell me, I'm always here to listen.
Well, let's test your knowledge! (these are all questions about your best friend)
Eye Color: THEY FUCKING CHANGE, it's crazy. They're greenishhazelgolden wtf. I love them. Mine are just stupidly boring.
Hair color: She changes it every now and again. :U It circulates around brown/auburn.
Hair style: It is currently short. :>
Height: LOL. ALSO SHORT.
Weight: Cuddle size. <3333
Shoe size: Almost the same as me, I think? :V Around 9 to 9 1/2..
Number of piercings: Lolnosry.
Number of tattoos: She's getting a tattoo of a picture of my dick on her butt. SHE'S SO WILD AND FUNKY FRESH I'M PRETTY.
Favorite Color: Das ignorant. -- :/< I would think blue, and maybe a few others. . .; Also, my dick.
Favorite TV show: EVERYTHING LOLOL-- *shot*
Favorite Movie: "Zoey, You're Not a Mermaid". --Sweeney Todd, Iron Man, Alice in Wonderland, Gurren Lagann (eventhough that's a series), REPO! The Genetic Opera, possibly Watchmen. :U
Favorite pair of shoes: Converse, I'd imagine..? Or any sneakers relevant to converse. (Wait does that even make sense stale chicken lol wutterflies.)
Favorite Clothing store: :- D I don't think she really has one. But she's got a good number of band paraphernalia that she wears.
Favorite food: Fast. 8'''D Lol, she particularly seemed to like Teriyaki bowls at one point in time. Pizza. That fancy chicken bullshit from Ralphs that tastes really good. Uh... Yeah, basically fast food like I said.
Favorite animal: My dick. (PUPPIES. SHE LIKE DURH PUPPIEZ.)
Favorite restaurant: :/c I know she likes a hand-full. Flamebroiler, I would think. *shot*
Favorite Band: Ludo atm. The Aquabats. I know she likes Cobra Starship and Reel Big Fish, too. C:
Favorite Song: :U Lots.
Favorite Genre of music: Particularly rock/ska. :U Varies. But I don't think she cares for (c)rap.
Favorite perfume/cologne: My dick.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: SODA SODA SODA.
Favorite Alcoholic drink: Everything, she's a horrible drinker. Just terrible.
Favorite city: My dick.
Who does he/she live with: Parental units #1 and #2. Mike and Laura. Laura aka "Jessica's Dick".
What kind of car does your best friend drive: My dick (LOLSTICKSHIFT-- *brick*)
AIM/MSN/ICQ Name/Number: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT FUCKING CREEPY AT ALL????
Parent's Name(s): Lol.
Siblings names: Faggot Butthole Jr. Also goes by Josh.
Pet's names: Ricochet, Smokey, Ssssssssparklessss.. Jasper, Downey, Agito, Demons 1 and 2, and a MILLION other cats... And she has a rat, whose name escapes me atm, too. :C
Bedroom colors: Lots. Like a jumpluff of stuff. Walls are off-white, newest bed spread's blue/brown. Carpet's funky. She also has a disco ball in her room. And fuzzy dice, and cheeta print pillow cases and a a rainbow shaggy carpet.
First boyfriend/girlfriend: :U As far as it goes, I know she's dated fuckingDavid, Steven, lol Scott. Also, my dick.
First school attended: My dick.
Religion!
What is your best friend's religion? Mexicans.
Do you practice it also? Yes.
Do you agree with it? Your mom agrees with it.
Do you argue about it? Dass ignorant.
Relationships!!!
Has this person met your significant other? : / I don't have a significant other.
Do they get along or would they get along? Lol, kinda.
Do they consider each other friends? My ex's adore her, if that counts??? :U
Have you met your best friend's significant other? Uh... I've met her ex's? One's boring and really tall, one's a retard and relatively tall, and the last one's... hairy. And kind of retarded.
Do you get along? They're cool. : / *shrug*
Do you consider his/her bf/gf your friend, too? Hey, my dick is her dick, it's all good.
How many relationships has your best friend been through since you have known him/her? A MILLION. SHE RLY GETS AROUND LIKE FOR CEREAL.
Are you their "crying shoulder" when something goes wrong? -Actually, either of us have our own.. strangeness about that. But I'm always here for her. :{U Moustache.
Totally Random stuff no one asks about your friend!
Weirdest gift you have received from your friend? D: None have been weird. -'Sept for maybe. Her dick. 8'D Lolsry Jenniface.
Weirdest gift you bought for your friend? Hi, I'm poor.
When was your first sleepover? ://v Ages ago, it feels like. Around the time when we first caught up with eachother after five years of being apart.
What did you do? Lol. What DIDN'T we do.
Have you been intoxicated or otherwise under the influence together? Sleep-deprived crackwhores.
Does your friend smoke? Dicks.
Does your friend drink often? If so, what? LOL?? SODA??
Has your best friend seen you naked? Your mom's seen me naked O SNAP MUTHAFUCKA.
Have you ever been to the doctor together? No (lol HAY JENNEFUR I CAN PLAY DOCTOR.)
Do you think you could live together? YES.
Why/Why not? BECAUSE YES.
What thing does your best friend most often say? Holy shit, lots of things?? But I love her expressions/hand gestures when she's enthused about explaining something. - O, and I think maybe a third of the time she's laughing at stupid shit I say/do. 8'D I love her laugh/smile too. ~We also circulate inside jokes like crazy. <3
What thing does your best friend do that irritates you most? Nothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothi ngnothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnot hingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothingn othingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothin gnothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnoth ingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothingno thingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothing nothingnothing. --I get really antsy when she's quiet for periods of time.
Nearing the end...
Did you have fun? Yes.
Did you get stumped? I am a giant robot faggot with maracas.
Do you think your best friend will do this for you? ROBO FAGGOT APPROVES.
Why/why not? ...
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"Well expect me to be calling you to see
If you're ok when I'm not around,
Asking if you love me;
I love the way you make it sound.
Calling you to see..
Do I try too hard to make you smile
To make us smile?
Well I will keep calling you to see
If you're sleepin' are you dreamin',
If you're dreamin', are you dreaming of me-
I can't believe you actually picked.. me."
To Do List
Trades Etc.:
Jehan/Tiefer Trade: Sketches/Lineart/Complete [2/2]
Poster Colab/Trade?Adagio keychain: NOT PAID, FUCK.
DANTE' *and a kabajillion others*Other Projects:
Chaote Propaganda PosterAditional Feats (D&D), 11 IllustrationsShort Comics- 9 StripsAnimation Projects 1 & 2OC Character Reference Sheets -30 OC's [2/30 Complete]Card Deck- 55 CardsAMV's (x2)PortfolioMemes (x5)Character Pairings (x8)
I Have To Pee
AND I FUCKING MISS YOU
FACK.
CHICKEN DON'T BEEP.
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I miss you. :<
Lots.
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I haven't seen you in forever
what is this bullshittery
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I miss you so. ;A;
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~Lovelove
hey
I love you.
[link]
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IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
JENNIFER QUICK HAVE MY BABIES.
Yes ma'am.
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~Lovelove
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